"Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today"

Introducing our cozy Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt, perfect for anyone who appreciates comfort and style. This versatile tee adds a dash of personality and a relaxed vibe to any outfit. It’s designed for both casual days out and semi-formal gatherings, making it a great addition to your wardrobe. Ideal for fun-loving individuals, creatives, or anyone looking for a touch of humor in their daily wear. It’s perfect for celebrations like birthdays, casual meet-ups, or simply lounging at home. Available in a rainbow of colors, it’s easy to express your unique style. Celebrate yourself every day with this playful yet stylish t-shirt!

Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Made with garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for comfort
- Pre-shrunk fabric ensures lasting quality

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean